Comedy Musical Timing

When popping into the loos at work today, I had my MP3 player on, and my playlist had Marilyn Manson's rendition of Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics.

As I left the toilet, I was humming along, and went to wash my hands.

There's a bit in the song that goes:

"Some of them want to abuse you; some of them want to be abused".

Where abused is screamed by Mr Manson.

Humming turned to muffled singing, as I lathered up my hands blissfully aware that I'd turned on the volcanic tap instead of the cold one.

So on I sang...

"Some of them want to abuse you; some of them want to be.....".

I put my hands under the tap that has releases water at boiling point, and I let out the girliest scream I've heard myself use in quite some time.

"AbuuusaaaahhhahahahahahhhhHHhahahaowwww!"

Big girl's blouse, I know.