Anyway, I Digress...

Have you ever been listening to someone talk, but it turning into more of a hum? Not necessarily because you're bored, but more because you can't actually work out where you are in the conversation, and you have absolutely no idea where it's going from here.

Digression in conversations has been stupifying people since time began. Hark back to the dark-ages when shop-lifting was invented. One kept the shop-keeper utterly flabergasted and struggling for breath, while the other robbed him blind.

I'm particularly good at this. In fact, carrying on from my super-power post, this could quite easily be my super-power. Obi-Wan Kenobi, eat your heart out.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for because I mentioned something to the other guy who said something to me about him already finding them. He said they were a slightly different colour to the poster.
Mind you, those printers aren't very good for printing that type of colour are they? They're more for typing. Laser printers have never been good for that, but they're coming down in price. Have a look in Staples, and you'll find them fairly cheap. They do good scanners as well actually.
A friend of mine had trouble with his scanner, so he got down to Staples, and a nice chap called Gary helped him pick something more suitable. Bare in mind though that they don't sell you the USB cable with stuff like that, so you've got to pick up a spare one - Rip-off Britain!"

By this time, C-3PO and R2D2 could've been in Hawaii after annihilating Darth Vader single-robotic-armedly, and consumating the relationship that we all know they've been hiding for all these years.

Anyway, I digress...