Toilet seat warmers
I just can't understand it.
Why the hell would you want a warm toilet seat?
Allow me to elaborate.
I think my fear of warm toilet seats stems from being in some sort of queue for a toilet cubicle and seeing the guy who was just in there make a swift exit. Perhaps he's mopping his brow a little from the strains of the movement endured, or maybe he's got a smug grin on his face because he knows you're now entering the zone of punished porcelain.
Either way, you're aware that cheeks previous have touched that toilet seat. Your awareness is re-enforced when your own cheeks touch the seat and the warmth of that previous person and other previous people's stay is still escaping the seat and now touching your cheek-skin.
Why would you want to party to that? More importantly, why would you want to replicate that feeling with a toilet seat warmer?
Hear me now people. Cold seats are winners.
Why the hell would you want a warm toilet seat?
Allow me to elaborate.
I think my fear of warm toilet seats stems from being in some sort of queue for a toilet cubicle and seeing the guy who was just in there make a swift exit. Perhaps he's mopping his brow a little from the strains of the movement endured, or maybe he's got a smug grin on his face because he knows you're now entering the zone of punished porcelain.
Either way, you're aware that cheeks previous have touched that toilet seat. Your awareness is re-enforced when your own cheeks touch the seat and the warmth of that previous person and other previous people's stay is still escaping the seat and now touching your cheek-skin.
Why would you want to party to that? More importantly, why would you want to replicate that feeling with a toilet seat warmer?
Hear me now people. Cold seats are winners.
posted by Karl at
12:17 pm
2 Comments:
That's the exact same view as me! I hate the feeling of a warm toilet seat, it just feels so wrong.
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