The Blog of Justice

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The nine lives of Pete Doherty

The (just about) living legend that is Pete Doherty must have probably the best solicitor in the world. He's escaped god knows how many jail sentances, and that's fair enough if each (incredibly lenient) judge wants to give him just one more chance to kick the habit.

What makes me a little less sympathetic however, is that when he appears on television for interviews, he's been known to say that rather than kicking his habit, it's more a case of, and I quote "not getting caught".

Nice one Pete. You had a fairly attractive (albeit probably stupid if she's with you) girl in Kate Moss, an army of adoring (read gullible, blind and deaf) fans, and you're seemingly chucking it all away for another date with the needle.

The sooner the papers stop printing stories about how miserable his life is, the more he'll fade into obscurity, and end up selling the Big Issue.

It's probably for the best.

You won't get caught taking drugs so easily if you're begging for spare change now, will you Pete?

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Friday, June 08, 2007

Paris Hilton let out of prison

So if I dye my hair platinum blonde and release my own perfume, I'll be let out of prison after five days, right?

Unless she has terminal cancer, she's got no excuse.

Nice cheery thought for Friday morning there.

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