Old lady perfume

What do women see in it? I walked past a woman smelling of it this morning, and it just reminds me of mouldy lavender.

What's wrong with a fragrance that's slightly more up-to-date?

Perhaps this isn't a smell that old people spray themselves with. Maybe when you get past the menopause, you instantly start emitting it.

Old women try to mask it with stronger fragrances, but the old lady smell keeps coming out.

As they get older, the smell fades, and is replaced by the smell of old mothballs.

That's it, I've concluded. It's not their fault, they just smell weird.