Cheese and Marmite

Let's get off on the right foot. I like mature Cheddar cheese. None of that rubbish "mild" rubbish. It has to be strong to give a decent flavour.

I also quite like Marmite for similar reasons.

But then that got me thinking. What if you were to combine those two flavours? Two of the strongest and barely edible flavours on the planet combine, and what do you get?

There can only be one answer. Or maybe two, but let's concentrate on one.

A Black Hole.

The flavours are so strong that when combined, the sheer flavour mass of them attracts their own gravitational field which then sucks everything else in. First the bread disappears, and then the rest of the planet follows.

Either that, or it just tastes a bit strong and you probably won't do it again.

Or you'll like it, which'd make you a bit weird.