Comedy soundboards

I heard one used on BBC Radio 1 this morning, and I couldn't help wondering:

Will we ever get bored of hearing comedy sound boards used to defame somebody's character?

I can't see how we could possibly tire of it. It's far too amusing to put our soundboard person in a precarious verbal situation where only the right answer could get them out, and then push the button that'll make them look silly.

Interviewer: Do you like dressing up as a Vietnamese prostitute and dancing for men in the middle of a busy City high street, Martin?
*Pushes button*
Martin: Yes, yes I do.

Arnie's soundboard - Instant comedy.

Long live the soundboard.

Your very own action figure

It's a joke that's been used several times for celebrities, but I can't remember a situation where someone's thought of one for themselves.

Some dinner party fun for someone you know won't take offence.

Think of someone at the table who has accentuated personality traits that make them stand out, but not in a way that's going to be offensive. Something like a catchphrase that they don't realise they have, or a gesture that they make a lot, and make it a feature on their very own action figure!

The John Smith Doll! Now with movable tapping fingers and smackable chops!

Make your own sounds via his built-in microphone, or play back one of his ten pre-recorded sounds!

Choose from the following:

• Yo dude.
• How's it hangin'?
• I am not doing that again!
• So who was it I slept with last night?

And many more!