Me first!
Another whingy moany post I'm afraid. There's more irritating stuff happening than funny stuff right now.
You're at the airport. You're waiting in the departure lounge, and you've been assigned a boarding group.
You're in boarding group A. Your flight is called. The queue forms at 100mph, some old people being trampled to death, and the women and children first rule going out the window along with any respect for anothers.
Kids are called to the front to board first. They have to push through people who refuse to move out of their way.
Boarding group A is called. You have to push your way past B and C with a reasonable degree of upper body strength in order to combat the people with their equal amounts of bitterness.
It's your own bloody fault for not checking in early enough! Wait your sodding turn and sit down.
You're at the airport. You're waiting in the departure lounge, and you've been assigned a boarding group.
You're in boarding group A. Your flight is called. The queue forms at 100mph, some old people being trampled to death, and the women and children first rule going out the window along with any respect for anothers.
Kids are called to the front to board first. They have to push through people who refuse to move out of their way.
Boarding group A is called. You have to push your way past B and C with a reasonable degree of upper body strength in order to combat the people with their equal amounts of bitterness.
It's your own bloody fault for not checking in early enough! Wait your sodding turn and sit down.


