The wrong direction
Following the same line as a previous post, just be aware that people are indeed watching you.
As I was walking to the Doctor's the other day, (Let's leave the reason out of this) I walked toward the surgery and then realised that I couldn't get in through a certain gate, as it was closed. I walked past a woman with a pram and probably her mother, heading in the opposite direction. I caught their eye for one reason or another. Maybe I looked at them funny.
I then realised that the other way was in fact the wrong way, and I should have gone back through the gate.
Where do you go from here? You take the walk of shame back past the mum and pram who are fully aware that you went the wrong way.
Yep, that's right. We saw you go the wrong way. We're judging you.
Am I paranoid? Nope, I'm a realist. I know I'm being judged every time I make a wrong turn, or trip over my own feet, or fart in a really inappropriate place.
Be aware of the public, because they're definately watching you.
As I was walking to the Doctor's the other day, (Let's leave the reason out of this) I walked toward the surgery and then realised that I couldn't get in through a certain gate, as it was closed. I walked past a woman with a pram and probably her mother, heading in the opposite direction. I caught their eye for one reason or another. Maybe I looked at them funny.
I then realised that the other way was in fact the wrong way, and I should have gone back through the gate.
Where do you go from here? You take the walk of shame back past the mum and pram who are fully aware that you went the wrong way.
Yep, that's right. We saw you go the wrong way. We're judging you.
Am I paranoid? Nope, I'm a realist. I know I'm being judged every time I make a wrong turn, or trip over my own feet, or fart in a really inappropriate place.
Be aware of the public, because they're definately watching you.
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