Happy Birthday!
Signs over motorways, dual carriageways, on roundabouts and other miscellaneous road-markings.
Who the hell thinks anybody cares that it's Dave's 19th today other than Dave? Ring the guy, and wish him a happy birthday. You don't need to broadcast it to the entire M5 and adjacent motorway junctions.
If you really do need to tell Dave that you're really happy it's his 19th and to tell the commuting British public at the same time, at least put some effort into your signs and get a professional artist to do it, rather than scrawling "HAPPY 19TH BIRFDAY DAVE U OLD TOSSER" in red / blue / green spray paint on an old (probably soiled) bedsheet.
Oh by the way, happy birthday to my friend David. He's 19 years of age today.
No, not really.
Who the hell thinks anybody cares that it's Dave's 19th today other than Dave? Ring the guy, and wish him a happy birthday. You don't need to broadcast it to the entire M5 and adjacent motorway junctions.
If you really do need to tell Dave that you're really happy it's his 19th and to tell the commuting British public at the same time, at least put some effort into your signs and get a professional artist to do it, rather than scrawling "HAPPY 19TH BIRFDAY DAVE U OLD TOSSER" in red / blue / green spray paint on an old (probably soiled) bedsheet.
Oh by the way, happy birthday to my friend David. He's 19 years of age today.
No, not really.
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