My knob's bigger than yours...

Any circumstances you can think of in which this takes place?

It happens in everyday life.

When a businessman talks loudly on his mobile phone to emphasise the fact that his job is far more important than whatever you do.

When a man buys a sports car to show it off whilst driving it around on a Sunday.

When a man... Actually, sod it.

Most penis-measurement situations revolve around men and money.

At the end of the day, it's about attracting the opposite (or same*) sex by saying your knob's bigger than it actually is.

*depending on which side your bread's buttered.

What really interests me about this behaviour is when it applies to women.

I wonder if women emulate the same behaviour more because they want to feel the thrill of a fast sports car, or the thrill of having a high pressure job?

The way I see it, men seem more concerned with what's happening outside the bubble, but women enjoy it more.

Fair enough.