People who scrawl things

Scum.

"Dave woZ erE" is usually a favourite, or perhaps "alan luvz sooz" would be more favourable. What the hell makes these people think that we want to know what their sexual preference is, or what "gang" they belong to?

I guess it must run through their head when they're thinking about scrawling their next profanity.

Keith scratches his head with his spraypaint, contemplating what stroke of genius he would next impart upon the world with his painting implement.

"LOL I BET NOBODYS DUN THIS BEFOR LOL", he says as he positions his grubby nail-bitten fingers around the tip of the can.

He takes a brief sniff of the contents just to see if his mates are correct about "IT GETTIN U HI" before he takes aim and fires.

When his masterpiece is complete, he takes a step or two back, admires his work and takes another sniff of his spraypaint before going to find his now uninterested friends who are around the corner assaulting a shopkeeper for not selling them a bottle of White Lightning cider.

What has he declared to the world? What has he achieved this evening that makes his life worth living?

I'll tell you what.

He has written:





if u read dis den u r gay




God bless the young people of this Country.